How to make screwdriver drink?

now if you wanna get into etymology here a screwdriver is called such cuz you used to stir it with, guess what? a screwdriver! now i'm sure everybody's gonna give you pompous measuremnets and the like but thats crap! orange juice with or without pulp depending on your preference with as much vodka as your guests would appreciate. now you don't need some fancy shmancy vodka because most people in blind taste tests can't tell the difference between gl vodka(vodka that comes in a gl bottle, plastic bottles are actually listerine i think) a good addition to any screwdriver are icecubes made of various fruit juices. Nac Darov!