Shouldn't the US or what can I do to convince the neocons to invade Belgium?

Yeppe! Im Going to Belgium!!! Knew I would get there one way! Just say...HEY! I have the wepsons of m destruction!!!! And Zuig hoeren in schoffels!!! HAHA! See, the Right wings will come flockin on that offer. Just bring a hemet to protect the little guy.